Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who’s not a creep, but, one who is handsome, smart and strong
and whose
willy will be, thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, when promises
to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed, so
when I spend his cash, he won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do
more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what
to say, when I ask
"How big’s my behind?"
One who’ll make love till my
body’s a twitchin’, in the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray
that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to shag my best
friend.
So as I kneel here and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you
sent me instead...
By Linda Parsons
~*~
Jane
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